Some people put Christmas lights all around their house, while others decide to strap fireworks to their naked body to celebrate the holidays. Well, actually nobody does the latter. Except for this winner.
First he crudely covers himself with a massive amount of fireworks wrapped to his naked upper body with tape. Then the fuse is lit. It only takes the first few fireworks going off for this guy to quickly realize he’s made a horrible mistake. He immediately heads for the snow to try to put out his stupidity.
Stupidity is a hard thing to put out, though. And it usually leaves marks. Such is the case here. His overweight upper body now sports some massive black burn marks. The camera captures the nasty after effects, and the big doofus gives his comments afterward. Tis’ the season to be jolly!